The Adventures of Super Hot Chick
Issue 1: The Origin Story
by X-Writer
It was just another sunny day in Titty City, a sprawling gotham metropolis known the world over for its never-ending sunrise stage.
It was just another meaningless day for Alicia Breasts, nearly 19 years old now and, for the first time in her life, starting to get her mind ready for the prospect of college.
She did an awful lot of thinking every time she went on these long walks by herself. Life. Changes. New beginnings. These thoughts were so heavy in her mind that, at first, she didn't care much about the light rain that began.
Alicia was wearing a white belly shirt, only going down a few inches past her breasts; she was also carrying a backpack loaded with two heavy books. As it continued to rain, she realized that the shirt was becoming see-through; and, worse yet, there was no bra underneath! She simply covered her shirt by folding both arms over it, and kept walking. She was thankful that the skirt she was wearing was blue; nobody could see through that.
Alicia was so frustrated with thoughts about the rain and her clothes that she completely failed to notice what everyone else in a one-mile radius was fixated on. There was a blindingly bright white light in the sky – because a meteoroid was entering the planet, aimed straight at the path where she was walking!
The meteor crashed against the ground, no more than ten feet away from her! She screamed as she watched the chunk of rock smash into the street. The rock immediately burst into flame, and the fire leaped through the air in all directions.
Alicia struggled for a few seconds to think what to do, then chose to run away as fast as she could. She squealed in terror as a piece of the fire touched her shirt! Within a few seconds, her entire shirt was burning off! Panicked, she took off her backpack, dropped it to the ground, then grabbed her shirt with both hands and tore it off of her, before the fire could start to do any real damage. She was down to just her bra now, but she didn't care; she was alive.
She looked around for her backpack, remembering that it could cover her up for the time being. She grabbed the backpack, and brought it up to her breasts.
She arched an eyebrow. "Hey . . ." she said. "That was . . . surprisingly light."
It was the strangest thing. Her backpack had seemed as light as a feather! She hugged it with both arms to confirm that all the books were still in there; and, indeed, they were.
"Dear God," she said, with both eyes widened. "I have super-strength now!"
She took another look at the burning comet nearby. "You!" she said to the rock. "You gave me powers! You've made me super! But . . . why?"
Just then, she heard the sound of screaming. She turned her head, and was immediately able to see the terrible sight of a man crushed underneath a fallen tree. Even though this was happening 100 feet away, she was able to see it as though she were right there!
She smirked. "That's why."
With that, she took off running. She noticed that she was now able to run at speeds of 100 mph.! She got to the man in no time at all.
He was being crushed by a tree branch; another thing to happen as the result of the comet. If she hadn't been struck, this man might have been crushed to death. But, as it was, she was here now, and she would be able to save him. She quickly knelt down and grabbed the tree by its trunk. She held it over her head, like a barbell. Effortlessly, she threw the tree away!
Three people started to walk up to the scene. One of them started taking her picture. People were whistling, and one guy shouted out “NICE!” She smiled; she had done a good deed, saving this man’s life with her new super-powers.
Then she felt the sensation of wind hitting her bare body. A terrible realization began to sink into her. She looked down to realize the horrible truth: she was naked. She had no clothes on at all. Somehow, she had failed to notice this until now.
She looked behind her, in the direction from which she had run – and saw that moving at 100 mph. had made her burst out of her clothes.
She gasped. She immediately turned bright red in the face, and used each hand to cover up her privates.
The photographs taken made the front page of the local newspaper the next day. The headline read: “HOT NAKED CHICK LIFTS TREE TRUNK!” Nobody had ever seen anything like this before.
On the local news, a small crowd of average guys and girls were asked what they thought of the super-powered girl:
An average waiter, Danny, said: “Her strength was out of this world!”
An average bank teller, Sue, said: “I’ve never seen anyone that could lift a tree trunk like that!”
Two average 22-year-old guys, Randy and Chris, said “She’s HOT!”
“She’s a hot chick!” Randy remarked.
“No – she’s a super hot chick!” Chris commented.
And thus, her new name was born . . .
SUPER HOT CHICK.
Alicia Breasts was ready for more. It had been a thrill to save that man's life; and she was going to do this on a regular basis now. She had her superhero outfit all ready to be worn for future use: a white shirt, a blue skirt, and a white set of bra and panties, matching exactly what she had worn the day she'd gotten her powers. The large yellow letters S and H were placed over her breasts, and the large yellow C over her crotch – all standing, of course, for Super Chick.
The world might have laughed at small, wimpy Alicia Breasts . . . but they would take notice of Super Hot Chick.
Meanwhile, in an underground cave, a shadowy figure sat in her secret hiding spot.
The woman sat alone, staring at a bunch of TV monitors mounted to the wall. Each of the TV monitors was set to the same show at once: the local news. Super Hot Chick was making all the headlines – and this shadowy figure was not thrilled.
"I will find this ‘Super Hot Chick’," she said to herself. "I will find her, and when I do . . . I will rip her top off!”
She smashed a snow globe into the ground. “And then . . . her panties!”
The End