Junkheap Wars: Adult Edition
(yes this is a spoof, so keep your knickers on)

by Leviticus


You settle down in your favorite chair and turn on the TV.  It's time for one of your favorite programs, Junkheap Wars.  In this show, teams compete against each other and the clock, rushing to build something made entirely out of the junked cars, appliances, whatever they can find. You have always liked the way these teams create something out of nothing and it turns out that the new cable network, 'Home Showcase', is showing a special episode made just for them.  You smile as the opening credits start to roll.

"Hey everyone!" says one of the hosts, Tyler Hardcock, who happens to be standing on a pile of rusted-out cars.  "Welcome to the junkheap!  A place where many have come to tackle the most vicious problems we could create for them, by building a device made entirely from the junk you see scattered around me!  The regular season has just finished and we have our new Champion.  But in this week's edition we're offering you something special!"

The scene switches to the other host, Cathy Rimjob, standing on a platform, "This week two specially recruited teams will be rushing to build a machine that hopefully will have one of their number screaming in passion.  The winner receives not a trophy, but a cash prize of ten thousand dollars.  Let's meet the teams!"

You see a group dressed in green coveralls, two men and a woman.  "Hi, we're the Orgasm Masters," says one of the men, "My name is Alex, and with me here is my wife Rose and my brother Gearhead.  We plan on taking that cash any way we can!"  He smiles at his teammates who smile back at him, although Rose's smile looks a little pained.

The scene shifts to another group in red coveralls, again two men and a woman.  "We're the Crotch Rockets," says one of the men, no smile on his face.  "I'm Gordon, next to me is Edward, one of my co-workers, and Kate, our secretary.  We've got this contest covered, WE'RE going to take the prize!"

The scene switches to Cathy and Tyler for a moment.  "Each of our two teams gets an expert to help them design and build their machine," Cathy says, "for the Orgasm Masters we recruited the help of DP.  DP is a master of the creative orgasm, a man who on his web site 'InSAX' regularly builds devices designed to bring women sexual release...eventually!"

Tyler takes over, "The Crotch Rockets have the help of McMasters, the inventor of the sex chair.  His design, fully tested by willing volunteers, has been creating a sensation across the county and recently his factory just sold their one-millionth unit.  He knows the business inside and out."

You see the scene change as the two teams are framed in the same shot before it is switched to the hosts up on the platform.  Behind the hosts is a homemade clock made out of junk.  It shows numbers one through ten and the hand is on the ten.  Tyler grabs a bullhorn and puts it to his face.

"Orgasm Masters!" he yells.  The Masters cheer.

"Crotch Rockets!" he yells.  The Rockets yell back as well.

"Teams!  Today we will test both your ingenuity with engines and your stamina with stimulation on this special Adult Edition of Junkheap Wars.  What we need you to put together today using only the junk you see around you, is a sex machine!"

There are yells of appreciation from both teams although neither of the women are quite as enthusiastic for some reason.

Cathy steps forward, not needing the bullhorn, "You have just TEN hours from when the junkheap gong sounds to build something that will give the female member of your team the greatest number of orgasms in a one hour period!"

The men yell louder, big grins on all of them while the women pale a little.  They catch each others eye and Rose mouths "I knew it."

"Are you ready teams?" she yells, "GO!"  And she bangs the gong.

Each team runs into a large workbay of their own and we watch them come together while Cathy speaks.  "Each team has just ten hours to pull together from a mountain of junk a machine not only capable of giving orgasms, but doing so quickly and repeatedly.  But before they can build anything, they need to plan their moves."

The Orgasm Masters are standing before a large drawing board, their expert holds a marker in his hand.

"Okay guys," says DP, "what we have here is a machine of basically two parts.  We need to build a frame that will hold our victim down without movement.  That's very important because we don't want her wiggling around."  He smiles at Rose who blushes.

"What's the other part?" Gearhead asks him.

"The device itself.  What turns Rose on the most?" DP asks.

Her husband grins. "She has a huge collection of vibrators at home, I'm forever buying batteries for her."

Rose turns an even deeper shade of red and glances at the camera.  "Alex!" she says, hitting him on the arm.

He looks at her and says grimly, "She can also cum from a good spanking!"

"Great!" DP replies, smiling at the woman's discomfort. "We can use that.  I figure we can build us a vibrator pretty easily, one that will stimulate both her clit and her nipples.  But the icing will be a spanking machine to get her really going!"

"No!" says Rose, who obviously hadn't banked on that.

"YES!" say all the men, out-voting her.

"So what do we need?" Alex asks.

"Metal tubing for the frame," DP says, "two small, yet powerful electric motors, some batteries to run them and wire to hook them all up.  That's your shopping list for right now!"

The scene switches to the other bay where the Crotch Rockets are assembled.  McMasters is addressing them.

"Dildos," he is saying to them, "mounted at the right angles and set to the right speeds, we can bring as many orgasms out of Kate as we need!"

"I'm not too sure about this," Kate complains, a little horrified by what's happening.

"You want to win the money, don't you?" asks Edward.


"Then you're going to have to work for it.  What do we need McMasters?"

"Well, we'll need to build a frame that will spread her out nicely for insertion.  Then some sort of cam driven by an engine that will pump the dildos in and out of her."

"Why do you say dildos?" Gordon asks, puzzled.

"Because we're using two, one for each entrance!"  McMasters replies with a smile.

"Oh no!"  Kate whines.

The men laugh.

"Okay guys," says the expert, "find stuff to make a frame out of, a working engine for power, and a couple of things we can use to make the dildos!"

The scene switches to Tyler.  "Each team has to scrounge though the junkheap in search of the parts they need to build their machines.  They can use anything they can find, as long as it is junk.  Will the teams do it?  Stay tuned and see!"

A commercial for some hair care product comes on and you sit and watch it before heading to the kitchen for a drink.  You only watched it because the model was topless.  You get a beer and settle back in front of the TV.

"Welcome back to Junkheap Wars," says Cathy once the show returns.  "This week our challengers have to build sex machines capable of giving their female teammates lots of orgasms.  Let's see how they're doing!"

We see video of both teams running about the junkheap, looking through the piles of scrap metal, junked cars, old appliances and other mechanical refuse.  Each team also has a little 4x4 bike with a trailer for hauling stuff back to their workbays.

Gearhead is working steadily, piling up some thin rebar for use as a possible frame, while Alex and his wife Rose keep searching for electric motors.

Kate is nearby, looking for something she can use for dildos, while Edward is in another part of the yard looking under the hood of a car.

Back in the Rocket's workbay, McMasters and Gordon are sketching out the shape of the sex machine on their markerboard.  It looks daunting.  "You know, I was thinking," Gordon says to him, "Kate's nipples are really rather sensitive.  Is there any way we can get them involved with this?"

McMasters looks at him, "I think we could.  I know that nipple stimulation can be quite effective.  One of my first volunteer test subjects proved that very well."

"How would we work it?" Gordon asks him.

McMasters looks at the drawing, "What about an air pump, hoses of some kind attached to her nipples that suck on them?"

Gordon grins, "Sounds good."

The scene switches to a simple animation which shows the naked body of a woman standing spread eagle, attached to a frame.  A cartoon engine is running in front of her and a series of pulleys and rods appear to be driving dildos in and out of both her pussy and ass.  Cathy's voice is narrating, "What the Rockets are planning to do is very simple, yet hard to perfect.  An engine will power a complicated set of cams and rods, turning rotary power into linear.  The continuous thrust of the dildos inside Kate will certainly bring her to orgasm.  But will they get the proper angles of entry sorted out?  One mistake, and all Kate will feel is pain rather than pleasure."

The animation ends and we see Gearhead talking to DP via a two way radio all the team members carry, "I think I have enough rebar and poles for the frame, should I come back?"

"Come on back!  Let's get a look at them!" is the answer.

The scene cuts to Gearhead unloading his trailer, while DP grabs poles and looks at them.  He doesn't look happy.  "We need something bigger," he says, "wider.  Something at least six inches wide but no wider than a foot!  Some of this stuff we can use for legs and mounting brackets, but that's it."

"Sure thing," says Gearhead, and he heads back out to the junkheap.

Another animation appears, and this time it is Tyler who is narrating.  The animation shows a naked woman lying face down along the length of a tube stuck on some legs.  Her hands and feet are bound to the legs and she can't move.  An electric motor is attached to one end of the tube, and next to her ass another motor is mounted.  This second motor has a wide flap attached to it.

"The Orgasm Masters," says Tyler, "are planning on making Rose cum with vibrations and spanking!  A motor attached to the pole she is lying on, will spin rapidly, causing a vibration that should stimulate her wherever she touches it.  Another motor will be spinning a paddle that will spank her ass, hopefully spuring her to further orgasms.  But will the spanking be too hard to give pleasure?  That is something they will have to work on."

A scene switch to Cathy entering the Crotch Rockets' workbay.  She approaches McMasters and Gordon who are measuring some rebar for their frame.  "How are things going in here?" Cathy asks.

"Pretty good, pretty good," Gordon says, smiling at her, "things are coming along pretty smoothly."

"Are you finding all your bits?" she asks.

"They're coming together.  Ed is still trying to find the right engine, but that shouldn't be a problem."

Cathy nods in mock understanding, "Now I'm told that your machine is going to rely on old fashioned intercourse to get the job done."

"Well yeah, the general plan is to strap Kate into this frame and let the machine screw her, front and back.  It should work well!"

Cathy turns to McMasters, "Now you've built this before.  Isn't that the general shape of your sex chair?"

"Well, Cathy," McMasters says with a smile, "this is a much cruder attempt to do the same job, although it does remind me of my first attempt to build my brainchild.  I have to tell you, I spent many sleepless hours fine tuning that machine."

"Not to mention the volunteers who rode it for you," Cathy adds.

McMasters grins, but says nothing.

In the other camp, Tyler is talking to DP and Alex, who has returned with a starter motor from a car.  The men are trying to sort out the wiring.

"Howdy guys," Tyler says in greeting, "how goes it over here?"

"Not bad," says DP, "once we find the right parts we should be ready to go!"

"Do you think you'll be done in the ten hours?" asks Tyler.

"I expect so," replies Alex, "we'll be ready before the other team is!"

"I like that confidence!" Tyler says with a smile.

An overshot of both workbays appears on the screen, and we hear Cathy ask, "Will the Orgasm Masters vibrate their way to the prize, or will the Crotch Rockets thrust themselves into first place?  Stay tuned!"

Another commercial, and you leave to go pee.

When you get back the show has just come back on and Cathy has once again summarized the task ahead of both teams.  You can see that by this time a lot of junk has been collected in each bay.  Tyler comes on the screen, standing on the platform the hosts use to watch both teams work.  He picks up his bullhorn, "Teams, you have eight hours!  EIGHT hours remaining."

Most of the members from each team look up at the announcement, but no one looks very worried; except perhaps both women who look like they would rather be someplace else.

The scene changes to Edward sitting in what looks like a wrecked Geo.  The hood is open and he has just managed to coax the engine to start.  He looks like he's in a pretty good mood.

"Hey guys," he yells over his radio, "I found an engine, and it runs!"

"Great," replies Gordon back in the workbay, "can you get it here?"

"I'm going to have to rip it out of the car, it's totaled.  I could use a hand."

"I'll be right down," replies Gordon.

McMasters, who has been laying out some metal poles for the frame, just nods and watches him go.

On the other side of the wall separating the two workbays, Alex is yelling over the radio at his team, "Batteries, people!  We need batteries for the motors!"

DP looks deep in thought.  "You know," he says, "a second motor for the spanking part might not be needed.  It might be overkill."

"I agree," Alex replies, "in fact, I have another idea.  What about a paddle on a spring?"

"Tell me more!" DP says with a smile.

We now see various pictures on the screen of many different types of sex toys: some as simple as a normal vibrator, all the way up to complicated dungeon furniture.  Cathy narrates over the images, "As we do every week, this week we have a judge to give us his expert opinion on how the two teams are doing.  So considering our challenge, we just had to bring in the man responsible for some of the most inventive sex toys currently on the market.  Patrick Levit has been building toys and furniture for years, and has had a hand in almost every sex toy design you can think of."

A heavyset man in black coveralls walks up on the platform, joining Cathy who is already sitting there.  She smiles at him and shakes his hand.

"Hi, Pat.  Welcome to Junkheap Wars!"

"Thanks Cathy, it's good to be invited."

"Now you've been making this type of equipment for a long time, right?" she asks him.

"A very long time.  Almost forty years." replies Pat.

Cathy smiles, "So what do you think of what our teams are trying to do today?"

Pat smiles and looks from his position to where both teams are working.  "Well, both groups are going with great ideas, but it will be the execution of those ideas that will decide the contest.  The Orgasm Masters with their oversized vibrator, will find that placement of the girl will be vital to its success.  If they can't make proper contact with her clitoris, then they will be lost."

"What about the Crotch Rockets?" Cathy asks him.

"A penetrating toy has a much greater success of bringing a woman to orgasm, as you probably know," Pat replies, making Cathy blush, "with it you stimulate more erogenous areas and basically copy what nature intended for you women to enjoy.  THEIR problem will be in making sure they don't go too far and cause pain instead of pleasure.  What worries me right now is that I see no provisions made for the lubrication of the rear-mounted dildo.  That will cause a problem unless they get it sorted out."

"I see," says Cathy, just a little flustered and trying not to show it, "so who do you put your money on right now?"

Pat thinks about it for a second or so before answering, "Right now I think I'd go with the Orgasm Masters.  There is less wear and tear on the woman riding their machine, which could be better in the long run."

"Fantastic!" Cathy says with a smile.

The scene switches to show Edward and Gordon out in the yard.  They have an engine crane sitting over the engine they are after and are both feverishly trying to get the engine out.  Kate approaches her teammates with two large rubber cylinders that look like they were plugs for something.  She doesn't look all that happy.

"Gordon, I found these," she says.

Gordon looks over at her and pauses to examine the rubber cylinders.  They are obviously too large to use on her, but he is thinking.

"What do you reckon, Ed?  Can we trim these down on a lathe?"

Edward pokes his head out of the car, "It's worth a shot!"

Gordon gives them back to Kate, "Take them to McMasters."

Tyler comes on.  "Who is going to win the ten thousand dollar prize?  Stay tuned!"

A commercial for Dungeon Inn and Suites comes on and you head to the kitchen for a sandwich.
Once more Cathy is giving us a quick summery as you sit down with your food, and you can see that they have jumped ahead a bit for some real progress has taken place in both workbays.  On the Orgasm Masters' side you see what looks like a six foot metal tube maybe a foot wide, sitting on four sturdy legs.  Alex is busy welding a thin bar crosswise to the underside of the tube; while Gearhead is sorting out some bicycle gears and chains on a nearby workbench.  DP and Rose are sorting out some tangled rope.

On the other side, McMasters and Kate seem to be alone and we can see McMasters welding poles together to make a stand that will hold Kate spread eagled inside it.  Kate is nearby, sucking on a water bottle.

"Teams!" yells Tyler through his bullhorn, "you have six hours remaining!"

The Orgasm Masters, in green,  smile and look confident but McMasters on the other side frowns.  We see why as Gordon and Edward are still struggling with their engine, and Cathy remarks about it as she stands next to them.

"Do you really think you'll get it out?" she asks.

Gordon gives her a dirty look, "Yeah, it's coming.  The frame is all bent up so it won't come out straight, but we're almost there."

Tyler is with Alex who is still welding.  "So what are all these for?" he asks, pointing at various pieces of metal welded to the main frame.

"Mounts," Alex says to him, "places to mount the motor and other stuff and places to mount Rose."

"Rose hasn't looked too happy about her role in this challenge," Tyler observes.

"She'll be fine, she's a trooper!" Alex answers with a grin.

The scene cuts to Cathy and Tyler alone on the platform.  "So how are the Rockets doing?" Tyler asks her.

"I think the red team is in a bit of a frazzle," replies the female host, "they've had a lot of problems getting their engine."

"Why do they need a car engine?" asks Tyler.

"Something about needing enough reliable power?  I'm not sure.  But they say they will be ready.  What about the Orgasm Masters?"

"They look pretty good.  They have most of the stuff they need as far as I can see, although I haven't seen any sign of the spanking part of their machine yet."

Cathy grins, "I look forward to seeing that."

"Why, do you like a good spanking?" Tyler asks, leering a little at her.

Cathy blushes, "I'm just interested in how they manage it...mechanically!"

Tyler grins, but changes the subject.  "Rose doesn't look too happy," he says with a smirk.

"Neither does Kate," adds Cathy.

"Well, would YOU want to ride either one of these machines?" Tyler asks her.  He isn't surprised that all Cathy does is blush.

Some more shots appear of the teams working.

The Rockets, in green,  finally bring their engine into the workbay and McMasters has them mount it onto an extension of the frame right in front of where Kate has to stand.  He has been working on the gearing but finds he needs some special help.

"We have to get the angles right," he says, "so we'll need to have Kate standing in the machine so we can measure."

Gordon nods and calls Kate over.  She moves closer after a brief hesitation.

"Kate," says McMasters, "we need you to strip and stand in the frame."

"Why do I have to strip?" she asks nervously.

"We need you naked so that we can get all the parts to match up to you."

"But..." Kate begins to say, but Gordon stands up to yell at her.

"For God's sake girl, just strip and come over here!  We haven't time for your blubbering now!"

Kate pales and reaches for the zipper on her coveralls.  She slowly pulls it off revealing that under it she is only wearing panties and bra.

"Everything," orders McMasters.

The camera catches her misery as she undoes her bra and slips it off, followed by her panties.  Kate's body is slim, almost boyish, and she stands awkwardly being the only one naked.

She is ordered over to the frame and stands gingerly where just moments before McMasters had been welding something.  He kicks her legs open and has her raise her arms.

"That's pretty good, the holes line up," he says.

"What holes?" Kate asks looking where McMasters is suddenly working.  She sees that he has rope in his hand and that he is about to tie her left arm to the frame, threading the rope through holes he has prepared just for this purpose.

"Hey, No!" she yells.

"We have to Kate, so you don't move around during the contest," Gordon tells her.

Kate bites her lip and allows McMasters to tie her.  Her wrists and ankles are bound into place, and the nude young woman can do nothing but stand there as the men work around her.  She looks at the camera and blushes deeply.

On the other side of the wall, a similar event is taking place with the red team.  Rose has started unzipping her coveralls after climbing off the machine.

"We need to see exactly how your pussy lays along the seat," Alex says to her.

"Yeah, yeah," Rose answers, resigned to getting naked.  She pulls off the rest of her clothes to reveal a heavier body than Kate's, her breasts much fuller.  She also has a tattoo over her left hip of a Dragon.

Cathy comes in at this point to watch Rose mount the machine again.  Rose first sits straddling the one foot diameter cylinder and then she leans forward, pressing her body to the machine and extending her arms.

"Just a little bit further forward, Hon," Alex says.

"This thing is cold," she replies, moving as ordered.

Gearhead watches from a workbench.  He appears to be making something from the bicycle parts he cannibalized, and he grins at the sight of his naked teammate.

DP takes Rose's hands and quickly ties them to a bar right at the end of the cylinder.  Then he grabs her nipples.

"Hey!" Rose complains.

"I just have to see if they stretch," he says to her, pulling them down to where another bar waits.  He smiles as things look good.

"We should be ready to test the motor," Alex says as he finishes the last of the wiring.

"Okay, let's get her legs up," DP replies.

The men grab Rose's ankles and tie them to a bar behind her.  Now she is laying almost flat except for her bent legs, face down on the wide tube.  DP walks around and takes a look at her opened up pussy, the camera follows.

"Not bad, we'll have to see what she feels!"

Cathy steps forward.  "Are you ready to try it out now?" she asks.

"Well, the vibrating part, yeah," Alex tells her.

"Just a couple more things to do first," DP adds.

Cathy smiles, and the show goes to commercial.

When it comes back, it begins with Tyler announcing that only four hours remain.

Rose is still tied down to the machine, and now her nipples are attached with clips to a bar below the tube she is laying on.  Her eyes are red and she is trying not to move much, it is evident the clips hurt.

"Ready?" DP asks.  The other men nod and DP starts the motor.

An offset weight on the shaft makes the motor vibrate, and as it is mounted inside the cylinder it sends those vibrations out everywhere.  Rose's eyes immediately open wide as her nipples get shaken at high speed and she groans.  After a few minutes they shut off the motor.

"How was it?" Alex asks his wife.

"God...not too bad.  But I could feel myself sliding backwards.  I don't think I'm getting enough vibrations on my clit."

DP smiles, "I have an idea that will fix that!"

Over in the other workbay, Tyler is watching as the Crotch Rockets work quickly to turn their Geo engine into something that will bring off their bound teammate.  His eyes go once again to poor Kate who stands naked and spread open, with no way of doing anything about it.  She grimaces and bites her lip as McMasters works below her.  He has taken the rubber dildos Kate carved and mounted them to steel rods.  Now he's working them into her so they can measure once again for the cam that will drive them.

"We need to make sure she is well lubricated," he comments, "her ass is going to get pretty raw if she isn't."

"We can keep squirting KY on her while the machine is running," Gordon replies.

McMasters nods and above them Kate sighs.

Cathy is once more sitting with Pat the Judge.

"So, now that you have seen them working for a while, what do you think?" she asks him.

"Well, Cathy," says Pat, "I'm still worried about the Crotch Rockets and their double dildo machine.  It seems rather ambitious as there are so many critical things they need to get right.  But if they do they will have a winner.  The Orgasm Masters though, will certainly do a good job.  But their winning is dependent on the Rockets making a mistake."

"So your money is on the Crotch Rockets then?" Cathy asks him.

Pat tilts his head back and forth a moment, "Yeah...for right now it is!"

"Good enough.  Stay tuned for more Junkheap Wars, right after this!"

You sit through yet another series of dull commercials, although the one with the naked blonde with the big tits running down the beach holds your interest for a moment.  Then the show comes back on and Cathy once again brings you up to date with what has happened before moving on with the show.

We see Tyler standing in the Orgasm Masters' workbay, a nude Rose mounting the machine once more.  She climbs on more gingerly now because a slight change has been made to the tube in order to further engage her clitoris.

"So I hear you guys have made an improvement," Tyler says to them.

The men all grin while Rose looks a little apprehensive.

"Yeah," replies DP, "we needed to send more vibrations to Rose's clit, so we welded on an extra clip that should help."

"An extra clip?" asks the host.

DP nods and points it out as the other two men tie Rose down and get her prepped.  Before, Rose had only worn clips on her nipples, stretching them down and away from her body so that the vibrating tube she lay on could send vibrations straight through them.  But now a third clip, right under her pussy was being used, and Rose let out a little yelp as her husband reached in and clipped it to her clitoris.

"Let's try it," he says.

"Oh God," Rose exclaims, closing her eyes.

The motor starts and you can tell the vibrations are getting to her.  Her toes curl and she starts to moan.

Everyone watches, eyes fixed, as Rose's passion slowly mounts and soon she is having her first orgasm.  She bucks on the tube like on a lover, but barely moves after her hips are caught short by the clip on her clitoris.  You can see her trying to pull free, but she is trapped.  Eventually Gearhead turns the machine off and she slumps down.

"Not bad!" says Tyler.

"Pretty good," DP agrees, "but she didn't cum fast enough and I'm worried she isn't going to go the distance.  We're going to need that spanking device after all!"

"I agree," says Alex, "let's get cracking, shall we?"

The scene shifts to the other bay where the three male members of the Crotch Rockets are kneeling at Kate's feet.  They are there because they are fitting the cam and rods that will propel the dildos currently stretching her lower orifices.  McMasters is slowly turning the cam and the men are watching first the vaginal dildo, then the anal one, take turns in thrusting in and out of her.  Neither dildo fully pulls out of her, so she isn't entirely free of either one.

Kate has her eyes closed and is biting her lip, the dildos obviously having an effect on her even moving at a snail's pace.  She opens her eyes to see the camera staring at her, and she looks down, ashamed.  We see her pull at her bonds but she is held firmly.

Cathy is watching from the sidelines and she is playing with the choker around her neck, something she has never appeared without in this show over the years.  She notices the camera turned on her and she moves toward the team.

"Do you think you'll be ready in time?" she asks them.

"I think so," says team captain, Gordon.

"It's just that I haven't seen you test the engine with this thing yet.   Are you sure it will work?"

"Oh, it'll work.  We've got it geared down pretty good.  We should be ready soon."

"I'll be happy to see it working!" Cathy says with a smile.

"So will we!" McMasters says with a laugh.

Kate gives her a pained look.

Tyler is standing on the platform again.  "Just one hour remaining, ladies and gentlemen.  One hour!"

Both teams increase the pace, aware that time is ticking away from them.

The Orgasm Masters are welding once more, Rose standing out of harm's way.  Curiously she is still nude, her coveralls missing.  She stands, awkward in her nudity, but doesn't protest.

More metal is being welded to the side of the tube and we see bicycle gears and chain being mounted on the new brackets.

"Can you explain what you're doing now?" Cathy asks them.

"Sure," says Alex, "we've extended a shaft from the motor, and using these bicycle parts we are setting up a turntable that will pull back an arm to which we will attach our paddle.  We've got it geared down so that the paddle will swat her about once a minute, letting her feel it in full."

"That sounds ingenious.  Will it hit her hard?" asks the host.

"Not too hard, just enough to make it interesting.  Do you want to try it and see?"

Cathy smiles, "Er, no.  I don't really need to."

"Oh come on.  Just climb on, you don't have to get naked!" grins Alex.

Cathy begs off and the men laugh.

Tyler comes on, at his place on the platform, "Time is going fast, will they succeed?  Don't go away, we'll be right back!"

You sit impatiently through the next set of commercials and soon the show is back on.  You see a shot of the Crotch Rocket's workbay and the little Geo engine is running.
Edward is sitting at some jerry-rigged engine controls and he is letting up slowly from the clutch.  Immediately the dildos inside Kate begin to move and she gasps as the invaders pump her.  They move pretty smartly and from Kate's expression you can tell she can really feel them.

Behind her, McMasters has a tube of KY in his hand, and he dabs some on both dildos.  He then walks around to where he can see her face, nodding to himself.

Kate is gasping now and her fingers and toes curl as she goes through her first forced orgasm.  She wails as she is carried though it; and in response McMasters waves at Edward.

"Slow it down a bit!" he yells over the engine. "Vary the speeds, that works best!"

Edward does what he is told and a second orgasm is brought forth after an adjustment in tempo.

Gordon, watching all this from the other side of the engine, grins and motions for Edward to shut the engine off, "That's good, that's good!  Do we have time to do something to her nipples as well?"

McMasters looks at his watch.  "I have an idea."

The scene switches to the other bay were Rose is tied down to her team's machine.  The motor is running and she is feeling its full effects.  We see next to her a wooden arm with a wide paddle mounted to a turntable.  It is being forced back against a spring and when it reaches a certain point it suddenly releases and the paddle smacks squarely across poor Rose's buttocks.  She yelps as the impact drives her forward, forcing her to pull at the clip attached to her clit.  The combination of sharp pain and eternal buzzing sends her into orgasm, and she can't control herself.

The men standing around watching this start to laugh and high five each other.

"Beers all around!"  Alex says.

"I'll second that!" DP says with a grin.

"Er, shouldn't we let her down?" Gearhead asks, pointing at Rose who is still being handled by the machine.

"Not yet, she doesn't like beer," Alex answers and the men laugh.

"Gentlemen!" calls Tyler from his post on the platform, "You have thirty minutes to complete your machines!"

DP looks at Alex, "Well maybe we should shut it off.  That will give us time to paint it!"

There are more shots of the two teams working to put the finishing touches on their machines, and when Tyler calls time, each team looks like they are ready, although both women already looked shagged out.

"Teams," says Tyler, "it is time to put down your tools and get some rest.  For tomorrow you battle for ten thousand dollars!"

Everyone cheers, and the show goes to commercial.

After the commercials are over we see a change in venue.  The two sex machines are set up outside in a park of some sort, surrounded by trees.  The machines are about ten meters apart and are surrounded by their team members, who have painted their machines in their team colors, green for the Orgasm Masters, and red for the Crotch Rockets.  The women, Kate and Rose, are wearing robes in their team colors rather than coveralls and they are standing together while the men finish fiddling with the machines.

Cathy narrates over all of this, "Welcome back to Junkheap Wars.  As is our custom, we have allowed the teams an additional hour to tinker with and fine tune their machines.  And it is fast approaching time for the female members of each team to disrobe and get strapped in.  Who will win the ten thousand dollar cash prize up for grabs this week?"

The scene shifts to Cathy and Pat the expert taking a close look at both machines.  Pat looks very interested.

"What do you think now?" Cathy asks him.

"It's all very well done," he replies, "it looks like the Crotch Rockets have overcome the mechanical disadvantages of their design, and as long as it holds together they should have no problems."

"And the Orgasm Masters?" asks Cathy.

"Their machine is also very solid, and will certainly give the Rockets a run for their money.  I'm willing to say that this contest may well be decided by the skills of the operators and the stamina of the young ladies concerned."

"Well this should prove to be an exciting contest, that's for sure," agrees Cathy.

A scene shift and we see Tyler standing with the women, who are clutching their robes tightly around themselves.  With them stands a man in a doctor's white coat.

"Well, it's about time for the women to join their teams,"  Tyler says, "but first we have to explain how the contest will be judged.  What we are looking for is the greatest number of orgasms within a single hour, and the way we will measure this is through a device developed at McMasters' own lab.  Ladies, could you show the camera please?"

Rose and Kate look at Tyler uncertainly, before opening their robes.  We see that under the robes they are nude.  But we also see that attached to their groins, just above their pubic hair, are a set of white medical sensors with wires trailing from them.

Tyler has brought forward the man in the white coat.  "Can you explain these devices for us?"

"Certainly," he answers, "with these sensors we will be able to tell precisely when each woman orgasms, for how long, and the number of contractions in each.  Last night we...er...calibrated, each of these young ladies so we know precisely the orgasmic threshold of each of them.  We will not miss a single orgasm and neither one of them will be able to fake one."

Tyler is grinning.  "Thanks a lot."

The scene shifts to an overview and both women are being strapped in.  Technicians in white coats are busy setting up and making ready their recording devices while the team members finish tying up the women and readying the machines.

Cathy, Tyler and Pat are all sitting on the Junkheap Wars portable throne and Tyler looks at his watch.  He picks up the bullhorn and stands up.

"Okay you guys, the time has come, if you will pardon the pun," he grins, "you've worked hard to get to this point, but now it is time to see who can make these lovely ladies orgasm the most.  You have ONE hour to wring as much out of these women as you can, and the winner goes home with ten thousand dollars!  Are you ready?"

Both teams yell that they are, although both Rose and Kate look like they wished they were someplace else.

Tyler picks up an air horn.  "Ready!  Set!"  He triggers the air horn and the machines start up.

The Orgasm Masters' battery-operated vibrating tube comes to immediate life, and we see Rose clench as the shock is sent directly to her nips and clit via the tiny clamps that hold them.  Behind her, the ominous presence of the spanking arm makes itself known as it slowly retracts for its first strike.

Just a little distance away, the Crotch Rockets are having problems; they can't get the engine started.  Gordon and Edward begin frantically messing with it while McMasters looks on.  Standing spread and naked in her frame, Kate looks down at them, her face flushed from the dildo buried deep in her ass.  She is also in slight pain from the clamps on her nipples.  These clamps were a last minute addition to the machine and they are attached via cable and pulleys to the dildos.  As the dildos go up and down, her nipples will be pulled on and released.  She grimaces and shivers a little bit.

The view changes as we see Rose shifting and moaning.  She is trying to pull away but her bondage and the clips on her most sensitive parts prevent her from doing so.  Suddenly we see the spanking arm give her its first strike, and she yelps as she is forced forward.  She looks like she is coming and a green light, her team's color, begins to blink above her.

"While the Crotch Rockets seem to have problems starting," Cathy says in voice-over, "the Orgasm Masters have pulled into the lead with the first official orgasm of the contest!"

"It appears, Cathy," says Tyler from near the Rockets camp, "that they flooded the engine trying to start it!"

There is another hard swat heard over on the other side and we see that Rose has once again been hit.  She comes a second time and the men of Team Crotch Rocket look nervous.

Then the engine catches and they scramble into position.  Gordon goes behind Kate, it is his job to keep the dildos lubricated, while Edward handles the engine speed and the speed of the dildos.  McMasters stands close, calling out when to speed up and slow down, using the expertise he had picked up when testing his own first version of the machine that made him rich.  The dildos begin their pumping motion and Kate groans.

As the Crotch Rockets try to find the right pace to make Kate cum, two more swipes of the paddle and the continuous vibration of the tube have brought Rose yet another orgasm.  Her eyes are tightly shut and a close-up of her face show tears running down her cheeks.  A switch in viewpoint shows her ass marked by the paddle, a tinge of red on her white skin.  You can also see from this angle, her hips trying to rise and the clamp on her clit holding her down.  As the camera watches, the paddle strikes again, and Rose wails.

We switch to Kate and we see her looking up, as if pleading.  The camera pans down past her breasts and her constantly tugged on nipples, down to her groin where we see the two dildos pumping her, moving at a pretty good clip.  The vaginal dildo is so large that we can see its shape under her skin as it plunges in and out.  Kate is gasping for breath, panting really, and she wails to the accompaniment of a red light above her head, showing that she is having an orgasm.

Tyler's face comes on, spoiling the view of almost everyone watching the show at this point.

"Well it looks like the Crotch Rockets are in the race, but can they catch up?  Stay tuned!"

Another commercial comes on and you throw what is left of your sandwich at the TV.  You curse advertisers in general until the show comes back on.

"Welcome back to Junkheap Wars," says Cathy, standing between the two running machines and their semi-willing occupants.  "We are twenty minutes into the contest and the lead is held by the Orgasm Masters at four to three....oh oh...now it is neck and neck as Kate has just had another orgasm!"

We see a close-up of Kate, covered in sweat, almost hanging in the machine.  Her face is scrunched up as she focuses on the dildos inside her, wondering when the next forced orgasm will come.

McMasters has ordered the dildos slowed and they enter and leave her at a much smoother pace, taking long strokes and stimulating Kate fully.

Rose, on the other hand, has been moaning constantly.  Her ass is beet red by now as the paddle has been hitting her about once a minute since the contest began.  The trouble is, the pain is too much for her and she is receiving less and less pleasure each strike.  The paddle impacts again and she is pushed into another orgasm, but they are coming farther apart.  Her teammates look at each other nervously.  Unlike the other machine, this one has only one speed.  They are helpless to make any adjustments that would help Rose.

A blinking light signals that Kate has once again equalized the score and we see her whispering, although she can't be heard over the engine.  A camera zooms in and we can see that she seems to be praying for release.

The camera switches views and we see the dildo in her rear.  Gordon is brushing KY jelly on it with practically every stroke and it glides smoothly into her extended rear passage with apparently little effort.

Gordon is grinning and he looks over at his team who grin right back at him.  McMasters signals for the engine to speed up and the dildos pump faster.  Several minutes later Kate cums again and the Crotch Rockets are in the lead.

"Thirty minutes left, teams!" yells Tyler over his horn and both women moan.  To them the hour has come and gone and they want off, but they can't escape their bindings.

Team Orgasm Masters is definitely worried now.  Behind for the first time, they confer to see if there is anything they can do.  While they talk, Kate has yet another orgasm and their spirits drop.

Then suddenly things are a lot quieter as the Geo engine cuts out.  The dildos stop pumping Kate and she groans with relief or frustration.  It isn't known which.  Her team clusters around the engine and attempts to see what is wrong.

Encouraged, the other team looks on, and Rose cums once more!

"Stop the...stop the...," Rose tries to say.

"What, Rose?" Alex asks her.

"Stop the...the paddle...it hurts...too much," she pants, "I...can cum...better...without it!"

The men huddle for a moment, then watch as the paddle strikes her once more.  It is obvious to them now that Rose gets nothing from it anymore; so Gearhead quickly disconnects the arm from the pulleys.

The motor inside the tube actually speeds up a bit now that part of its load is gone, and the extra vibrations stimulate Rose even further.  She clenches as another orgasm flows through her.

"Come on Rose!" yells Alex, and the rest of team green begins to yell encouragement to her.  She actually has another orgasm before the Rockets get going again, and once more Team Orgasm is ahead.

"Ten minutes!" yells Tyler.

McMasters orders the dildos brought up to full speed and Kate is almost lifted off her feet from the thrusts.  She stands on her toes, moaning and groaning as the monsters invade her loins.  All she can think about, all she can feel is what is happening between her legs and she cums once more, tying the score.

With five minutes left, Rose cums again, babbling in her sexual haze.

With three minutes left, Kate also cums and the score is even once more.

It is apparent that whoever orgasms next will win.

Each team is yelling encouragement to their ladies, and everyone watching is spellbound at the sight before them.  Sitting on the throne, Cathy closely watches the actions of the machines, her face flushed, one hand rubbing her crotch.

Coming around from behind the throne is Tyler, checking to see if his fly is zipped.  His face is also flushed, and so is one of his hands.

Sitting in your chair at home you lean forward, anxious to see who will cum next, your hand inside your own pants.  You have never seen such sexual agony on TV before; both Kate and Rose having earned your respect as their passions mount.

One of the poor women looks like she is about to cum, and you begin to shout at your TV, urging her on.

Then suddenly, the show vanishes.  It is replaced by a weather warning from your local cable network, telling you about a thunderstorm fifty miles away.

You SCREAM at the jerks who decided to put on a weather report right at that moment, and threaten to call the police on them.  Half crying with frustration you wait for the announcement to be over, but it is too late.  By the time the show comes back on, the end credits are rolling.

You sit back, stunned.  You can't believe you missed the ending.  But then you smile.  There's always the reruns!